{"id":1869,"date":"2026-09-29T14:03:48","date_gmt":"2026-09-29T09:03:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ipp-news.com\/?p=1869"},"modified":"2026-09-29T14:03:48","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T09:03:48","slug":"political-satire-takes-aim-at-punjab-power-circles-and-luxury-jet-row","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ipp-news.com\/?p=1869","title":{"rendered":"Political satire takes aim at Punjab power circles and luxury jet row"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p><strong>\u201cI was incensed on behalf of Chief Minister Punjab.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe Visionary should not have tweeted, he could have simply picked up the phone and called her and advised her that a luxurious jet\u2026\u201d\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t think she would have bothered to pick up his call.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI know someone who tried to contact her.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWho?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCaptain retired\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cShut up.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou don\u2019t really know my name do you, I am Captain retired Muhammad Azad\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd you know The Visionary? Or the Chief Minister Punjab? And would she pick up your call?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAs a Punjabi\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cStop.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI know Talal Chaudhary who owes his portfolio to Chief Minister Punjab\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut he has paid the heavy price for that portfolio already &#8211; the contempt of court disabled him from standing for the elections\u2026\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIn politics the price is like interest \u2013 it has to be paid again and again and again and\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe live in the Islamic Republic so not interest but profit right.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cRight what about the other guy who was not allowed to stand for elections for contempt of court \u2013 a contempt in support of the Chief Minister Punjab.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDanyal Aziz but I don\u2019t know what he is up to these days.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI guess The Uncle was willing to accommodate only one of the contemptors\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThere is no such word, anyway the Interior Minister has stolen the heart of his Minister of State. But for your information the Interior Minister retweeted the tweet of The Visionary.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd what was the response of The Visionary?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t think he knows. He was thinking deep and long for The Next Vision 2055.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s nearly 29 years from now. How many of us will be alive\u2026..\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cA Vision silly is not time barred, it\u2019s not a luxury jet that would almost certainly have been scrapped.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFair enough but have you noticed that the men who were loyal to the Chief Minister Punjab at one time are nowhere to be seen while all the women have remained loyal\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGotcha.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI was incensed on behalf of Chief Minister Punjab.\u201d \u201cThe Visionary should not have tweeted, he could have simply picked up the phone and called her and advised her that a luxurious jet\u2026\u201d\u201d \u201cI don\u2019t think she would have bothered to pick up his call.\u201d \u201cI know someone who tried to contact her.\u201d \u201cWho?\u201d \u201cCaptain retired\u2026.\u201d \u201cShut up.\u201d \u201cYou don\u2019t really know my name do you, I am Captain retired Muhammad Azad\u2026.\u201d \u201cAnd you know The Visionary? Or the Chief Minister Punjab? And would she pick up your call?\u201d \u201cAs&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1869","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english"],"gutentor_comment":0,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ipp-news.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1869","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ipp-news.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ipp-news.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ipp-news.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ipp-news.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1869"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ipp-news.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1869\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ipp-news.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1869"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ipp-news.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1869"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ipp-news.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1869"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}