{"id":1987,"date":"2026-10-01T13:03:44","date_gmt":"2026-10-01T08:03:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ipp-news.com\/?p=1987"},"modified":"2026-10-01T13:03:44","modified_gmt":"2026-10-01T08:03:44","slug":"political-satire-all-conspiracy-theories-have-been-debunked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ipp-news.com\/?p=1987","title":{"rendered":"Political satire: All conspiracy theories have been debunked"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p><strong>\u201cAll conspiracy theories have been debunked.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u201cAll? Including those relating to the party founded by The Man Who Must Remain Nameless, Faceless and Voiceless?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe is in jail, in isolation; his sisters are in jail, and he is not being allowed to consult with his lawyers, a right of all those incarcerated, including serial murderers and \u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah, but what I am incensed about is that The Third Wife has been demanding her status in jail for a long time, but to no avail.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat status?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, she wants to have the status of a VIP to which she is entitled as the wife of a former Prime Minister, but they have given her the status based on her degrees, or lack thereof.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t have the jail manual, but do you think it is the jail superintendent\u2019s prerogative?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou are so very bad. But that\u2019s not the conspiracy theory I was referring to?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, were you referring to the rift between the King of Reconciliation and the establishment on establishing more provinces\u2026?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe King of Reconciliation is Zardari sahib, while the establishment is represented by the Interior Minister, right?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cRight now Zardari sahib has to follow the advice given by the Prime Minister, so\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThere are constitutional provisions that\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDon\u2019t get sidetracked \u2013 anyway, the conspiracy theory that the impending rift between PML-N and the powers that be.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, I heard from PML-N sources that Mian sahib is going to do another Mian sahib \u2013 and you know where that gets him \u2013 mujhe kyon nikala \u2013 why did you kick me out.:\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPlease tone down your language.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t get you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe phrase is not kicked out; the phrase is escorted out of the\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFrom the frying pan into the fire.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHa, ha, that\u2019s right. Anyway, when the Prime Minister returned, who was there at the front of the queue to receive him?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI missed that footage\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt was the Interior Minister.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAhhhhh.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd the next welcomer was Tarar of the Information Ministry, and he was sandwiched between the Minister of Interior and his Minister of State.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGotcha.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cAll conspiracy theories have been debunked.\u201d \u201cAll? Including those relating to the party founded by The Man Who Must Remain Nameless, Faceless and Voiceless?\u201d \u201cHe is in jail, in isolation; his sisters are in jail, and he is not being allowed to consult with his lawyers, a right of all those incarcerated, including serial murderers and \u2026\u201d \u201cYeah, but what I am incensed about is that The Third Wife has been demanding her status in jail for a long time, but to no avail.\u201d \u201cWhat status?\u201d \u201cWell, she wants to&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1987","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english"],"gutentor_comment":0,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ipp-news.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1987","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ipp-news.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ipp-news.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ipp-news.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ipp-news.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1987"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ipp-news.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1987\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ipp-news.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ipp-news.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ipp-news.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}