{"id":2833,"date":"2026-10-17T13:03:44","date_gmt":"2026-10-17T08:03:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ipp-news.com\/?p=2833"},"modified":"2026-10-17T13:03:44","modified_gmt":"2026-10-17T08:03:44","slug":"imran-khan-is-to-be-deported-by-the-modi-govt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ipp-news.com\/?p=2833","title":{"rendered":"Imran Khan is to be deported by the Modi govt"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p><strong>\u201cHear ye, hear ye.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s really old school.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cProclamations.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow come?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell we don\u2019t need criers in the square shouting hear ye hear ye prior to proclaiming a government decision.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat level?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cExcuse me?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat level of government? Federal, provincial, local or\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDon\u2019t be facetious. Anyway these days we don\u2019t need a crier with a very sharp nasal voice that would pierce the thickest skulls\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI know one person who qualifies, the Federal Minister for \u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cShut up, these days there is zero tolerance for\u2026for\u2026. the use of impolite language\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI stand corrected.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cApologise.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI most humbly request your pardon\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou don\u2019t have to kneel\u2026.yet.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cRight anyway modern day proclamations are through notifications \u2013 some are signed by the President, others by a party president, still others by a section officer who\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhere are you going with this?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhen I said hear ye hear ye I was actually talking to spiritual guides who are kinda old school and\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh dear.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cRemember ain as in the twenty fourth letter of the Urdu alphabet was considered extremely lucky but that ain\u2019t so any more. Sh\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I was referring to the Indian actor Imran Khan, who has a US passport, and is to be deported by the Modi government as he dared to participate in an anti-government protest \u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI hope we don\u2019t emulate that for otherwise there will be an elite deportation\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCareful you!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cHear ye, hear ye.\u201d \u201cThat\u2019s really old school.\u201d \u201cWhat?\u201d \u201cProclamations.\u201d \u201cHow come?\u201d \u201cWell we don\u2019t need criers in the square shouting hear ye hear ye prior to proclaiming a government decision.\u201d \u201cWhat level?\u201d \u201cExcuse me?\u201d \u201cWhat level of government? Federal, provincial, local or\u2026\u201d \u201cDon\u2019t be facetious. Anyway these days we don\u2019t need a crier with a very sharp nasal voice that would pierce the thickest skulls\u2026.\u201d \u201cI know one person who qualifies, the Federal Minister for \u2026\u201d \u201cShut up, these days there is zero tolerance for\u2026for\u2026. the use of impolite&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2833","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english"],"gutentor_comment":0,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ipp-news.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2833","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ipp-news.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ipp-news.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ipp-news.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ipp-news.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2833"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ipp-news.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2833\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ipp-news.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2833"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ipp-news.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2833"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ipp-news.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2833"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}