The US samdhis must learn from our samdhi

“What do you remember most about Z A Bhutto?”

“The launch of our nuclear programme that today is the most effective foreign policy tool for the country and…”

“Oh it isn’t the Foreign Minister?”

“Be careful, samdhis especially from the guy’s side, have a status that no one dare challenge…”

“But….”

“There is no but my friend – it’s the way it is.”

“Think Charles Kushner, Jared’s dad, he admitted his guilt, was convicted and now is the US Ambassador to France. And for your information Dar sahib’s charge or conviction never stood the test of a PML-N government and I reckon the US samdhis must learn from our samdhi….” “Oh shush anyway when I said what comes to mind when one thinks of Z A Bhutto I was thinking more of a judicial murder….”

“That’s true and need I add our judiciary has learned many lessons since and…”

“They have concluded that judicial activism must be in direct proportion to the system of government that is prevailing at the time…”

“A system that requires a reset as per…”

“Shut up anyway what comes to mind when I say Mian sahib?”

“Mujhe kyon nikala which translated

means why did you get me out.”

“See why our language is superior to English – in Urdu there is no mention of who got him out while in English the word you is used that would generate speculation and….”

“When I think of Mian sahib I also think Einstein – he said when you make the same mistake again and again and expect a different result you are not quite sane.”

“If insanity is holding the reins of government from the back seat then….”

ÖK OK what comes to mind when you think Benazir Bhutto?”

“Murder most foul.”

“Agreed and Shehbaz Sharif?”

“The award giver – the guy has given so many awards to so many people and the last one was to the UN General Secretary who has failed

to take a stand on genocide by Israel, on violations of international law, of….”

“But he came for a visit when samdhiji called him and that’s where the cookie crumbles.”

“Got it.”